Posts tagged Prince Edward
Windsor Family Values
It’s a pleasure to meet you. You may call one Your Royal Highness Prince Edward Antony Richard Louis, The Earl of Wessex. And you are?
The leaked photos of Harry in Las Vegas have confirmed what one has long suspected: One married the wrong Windsor.
Whenever one is seated next to one’s youngest brother, all one can think is Thank God for Angry Birds.
One favors a large hat, as one has found that the larger the hat, the further away one’s husband must stand.
One wishes that one had been fully briefed about this engagement ahead of time.
Well, one thinks it’s fair to say Andrew has chosen to ignore one’s request that he stop making an ass of himself.
One knows it’s a bit cheap, of course, “forgetting” to attach one’s skirt anchors so that one’s dress blows up in the wind. One’s not proud of it, but with Kate in the mix, one does what is necessary to stay in the game.
Yet again, one drew the short straw when we were divvying up engagements.
Edward, put that stick down and step away from The Corgis.
Mummy’s right: One must remember to leave the wife at home when there’s an open bar.
We were reasonably successful at crate-training them, but regrettably none of the children ever learned to walk properly on a leash. It would seem that breeding and training Royals is somewhat more difficult than breeding and training Corgis.
