Posts tagged Prince Andrew
Windsor Family Values
Really, Andrew, Mummy wasn’t speaking in code. What part of “stop lending money to your ex-wife” do you not understand?
The champagne breakfast was clearly a mistake. Charles, Camilla, pull yourselves together.
Trust me, Pips, if you thought Prince Philip was off-colour on the balcony, you don’t want to know what Andrew said to me in the carriage at Trooping the Colour.
Well, one thinks it’s fair to say Andrew has chosen to ignore one’s request that he stop making an ass of himself.
Oh, Andrew, really. You know perfectly well that this is not what your mother meant when she told you to “lie low for a spell.”
One always hoped he would grow out of it, but after 52 years, one has resigned oneself to the fact that Andrew is an imbecile, and always will be.
One is not sure whether one is very drunk or very tired. In either case, one is going to need a bed, a couch, a large armchair, or, at the very least, a carpeted floor upon which to pass out ASAP.
No, unfortunately, Catherine is off the table. Might I interest you in Fergie?
Had such a lovely time chatting with Chelsea Clinton. It’s not often one meets someone who truly understands the whole ‘my father is a famous horndog’ thing.
We were reasonably successful at crate-training them, but regrettably none of the children ever learned to walk properly on a leash. It would seem that breeding and training Royals is somewhat more difficult than breeding and training Corgis.
