Posts tagged Duke of Ed
Windsor Family Values
The champagne breakfast was clearly a mistake. Charles, Camilla, pull yourselves together.
You’re not quite as spicy as your sister, are you? Pity.
Bladder infection, my arse. Philip just didn’t want to sit through another Elton John performance. Not that one blames him — to be honest, one wishes one had thought of it first.
We were reasonably successful at crate-training them, but regrettably none of the children ever learned to walk properly on a leash. It would seem that breeding and training Royals is somewhat more difficult than breeding and training Corgis.
This is how one rolls.
One deeply regrets allowing HMY Britannia to be decommissioned.
