Posts tagged Camilla
Windsor Family Values
You don’t mind if one’s wife tucks away a little something for us to nibble on later, do you?
Camilla, one doesn’t care how much fun it is drinking with Andy Cohen; there is absolutely no way we are signing on for The Real Housewives of Windsor.
Oh bloody hell, it’s got one’s finger.
Windsor Family Values would like to take a moment away from our regularly scheduled programming to bring you…
FANGIRLS!!!!
(Phil, Liz, Chuck and Cam are are superjealous, BTW.)
My, what a gorgeous hairdo. One must get the name of your stylist.
Be a good girl and give us a kiss, Katie.
For heaven’s sake, Camilla, one is not “holding out on” you; one honestly isn’t “packing gin.”
Oh, goody, it looks like His Junior Highness is feeling frisky today!
There, there, nice child. That’s a good child. There, there.
Much as one loves one’s husband, had one been fully briefed on all that this Royal-ing thing entailed, one might have chosen to carry on living in sin instead of marrying Charles.
One does love a man in Lycra.
Harry’s right: Shrooms are awesome!
A “mug,” you say? Fascinating. One has always wondered how people who can’t afford china drink their coffee.
Delicious. One has been hankering for a nice brisket.
Look here, one doesn’t want to be here either. One would rather be at home with an ice-cold martini and the third EL James book. But you don’t hear one whinging about it, do you?
